Grandma said to Grandpa, "I don't think you've shot that gun since we got married..." To which Grandpa replied, "Yes I have! I shot the house with it!" LOL!!!
It is true, one night he went cougar hunting on the front porch, in the middle of the night - but instead of a cougar, he shot the house! It went in through the front porch, into the front room and up into the ceiling into his bedroom!